Marine Biology

Find me a regular girl today, 6/10 face, 2–3 hobbies, no real political leanings beyond a public front, and thin. Impossible I would say. If she’s thin, and it is the present day, there’s something else going on. Why weren’t women in the 90s fat? Even up until 2008, the last year of culture, regular girls were not fat. Something has changed recently to make the average regular girl, not super pretty, not super ugly, just a regular normal woman, is fat now. Women in the 80s were not fat. 1978. “Fat bottomed girls”. The eponymous album art? Features a girl with a fat ass, but she, the woman? She is not fat. Men were fat in the 90s. George Costanza fat. They still got pussy. Bald, overweight, annoying, still fucked thin women. Sure you say, George Costanza is a character, George Costanza is a Jew! I cannot deny this. But I have seen with my own eyes, wedding pictures from my parents generation. Men, regular men, some fat, many balding, married regular thin women. This is not to lament the passing of the age of thin women. Girls can still be skinny, but the category of skinny girls has eliminated the regular girl class. Now, in the two thousand and twenty first year of our Lord, girls are only thin if they are super pretty, and have been the “hot girl” all their life. Even then, the attention brought by the advent of the smart phone is resulting in some women, with perfect facial structures, and the peak position on the social pyramid, still getting fat. The pool of narcissus has nothing on the work of Steve Jobs. The pitch black pool within her pocket, stealing her glance at every tick of the clock. She becomes her own pimp. Her own abuser. Twenty four thousand pairs of eyes was all it took for you to kill the mother inside. Let women run free and they destroy the world. They already did the Garden.